NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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