The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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