I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
