So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
you never un-have a 4some
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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