Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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