When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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