It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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