Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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