You don't have asthma, your pregnant
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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