my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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