DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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