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(954): View more from Florida

I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?

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she has a santa fetish

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

cute.

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(775): View more from Nevada

So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.

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(817): View more from Texas

Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.

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(256): View more from Alabama

So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.

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(705): View more from Ontario

And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab

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(509): View more from Washington

And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.

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(514): View more from Quebec

Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!

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exactly 16 eh??

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