Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I AM VODKA MAN
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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