it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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