But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
