I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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