So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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