I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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