So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
zippers are such a cool invention
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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