YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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