oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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