is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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