the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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