i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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