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My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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