Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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