she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Text me some of your sweat
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Randomize
