Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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