what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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