Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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