would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
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