I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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