Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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