Non-Jews are for practice
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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