I wish i was in the wii world.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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