Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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