One girl and one boy is just not enough.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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