I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I think people are normalizing furries
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