people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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