Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Still dying that you shit outside
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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