halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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