Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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