So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I have fence marks all over my body
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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