About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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