i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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