Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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