that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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