it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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