kristin has been a bad kristin
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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