And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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