Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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