Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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