Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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