when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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